January 30th

Gosh, January nearly over already?! 1 down, 11 to go :)

Today was a Sunday. Usually my Sundays go along the lines of doing nothing for the whole day and then panicking because I haven't done any work, consequently staying up until some godforsaken hour trying to get all of my work done. Today, however, was no such day!

(Anthony went skiing on Mont Blanc. I do know where he went.)

So today, I got up, had breakfast, played my whistle for about two hours, did homework, came home, had a lovely evening with Thomas doing The Sound of Music cockney style. O_o

Feeling a LITTLE more prepared for this Sandhurst thing tomorrow! (I don't even know where we're playing yet...)

So...yeah.

I can go to bed now. I have no work to do.

Anthony is requesting that I write about how amazing his return was back to England. He broke his glasses. Silly boy.

This is an aubergine.

♥

January 29th

WELL HAI ^_^

So Anthony's gone and left me for some godforsaken place which I don't even know the name of (it's probably in Europe, in which case I do know...) having the time of his life skiing. WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A JOLLY OLD TIME. *sulks*

Something I have noticed I do in my blogs. I say 'so' a lot.

So, today. Today it was my dad's birthday (he'll never forgive me for telling you all how old he is, so I've got to keep schtum) so we went out for lunch in town where I had possibly the largest pizza I have ever eaten. It was one of those calzone pizzas that ae folded over, yeah? It looked like a very large haggis. A sheep stomach, in effect.

Then we went to see The King's Speech (yes, again) in which I noticed three continuity errors which I didn't before:

1. Putting the toy plane together. One scene he's got his brush in the glue, then it switches and he's putting the glue onto the plane with the speed of light.

2. After making the speech. Puts his coat on. Collar sticks up. Pushes it down. Switches to Geofforey Rush. Switches back to Colin First and the collar's back up. O_o

3. Walking back after making the speech. This is an audio one.
'Congratulations Sir.'
'Thank you.'
Then it switches to a close up of Colin and the same audio clip is repeated. And Colin doesn't move his mouth either?

Other than that, I think it was better the second time around for some reason :)

Talking of the King's Speech, I have a request for Thomas...?

This is the opening music for the film, and it's gorgeous... The King's Speech
Yes, it has the same title as the film. And try to ignore the strings. But it's really lovely and doesn't sound to difficult...? I'd be ever so chuffed if you'd learn it for me :)

Then I came home and had ham, egg and chips for tea because they're my dad's favoruite ^_^

WHO'S BEEN WATCHING MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING?!

It's insane! Where the hell do they get all their money from?! For this, for example:

Ok, so maybe this isn't a wedding. But it is a holy communion. Yes, you'd dress up - but you'd dress up as if you were going to church, not a pantomime version of the Ascot races. It's almost as bad as Katie Price's dresses when she decides to get married to someone:

How the hell is he going to be able to dance with her in that?

It took half an hour to get those photos up. Computer kept crashing and in the end I had to switch browsers from Mozilla Firefox to Google Chrome. Google Chrome is better.

Blog tomorrow xx ♥

January 28th

Well hello boys and girls!

Before I start, may I say a warm welcome to my reader in Singapore...? Make yourself at home, help yourself to a cup of tea and a humbug :)

Ugh, this week has actually been really stressful. And to top it off a bit, I saw this on Facebook the other day which rattled my cage a bit:

ATTENTION!!!! ALL UGLY B*tchES STOP HATIN ON THE SEXY ONES! NO MAN WANTS AN UGLY CHICK, LET ALONE AN UGLY CHICK WHO'S A HATER!

Ok, first of all, what the fuck?

You don't say this to people!

This type of thing really annoys me. I mean, yeah, we all say we never judge on appearances and every one of us does. Your first impression of someone comes within the first seven seconds of knowing them, whether you like it or not. We all judge on appearances. But this is different. It's discrimination. It's not ok to tell a black person to 'stop hatin' on white people, when the majority of them clearly don't, or to tell a Muslim to 'stop hatin' on Christian people, or vice versa, for that matter. It's a simple moral matter about telling fat people to 'stop hatin' on thinner people. But it's ok to tell someone who can't help their physical appearance to 'stop hatin on the sexy ones'? It's ok to make fun of someone because of what they look like? Well, news, people - THAT'S FUCKING OFFENSIVE. And rude to boot.

My second point is the phrase 'NO MAN WANTS AN UGLY CHICK'. Leaving Susan Boyle out of the equation for a minute, this is just nonsense. Most people in this world are not sexy. From the way this person writes, I assume that they're some adolescent kid who's idea of sexy is Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Together. My idea of sexy is Renee Zellweger in her Bridget Jones days. Not some orange slut in denim shorts and a wet t-shirt. And the fact is that these women, even to men, are just fantasies - not people you'd fall in love with and spend the rest of your life with. They're for a night in Vegas or a quickie down an alleyway. So the idea that 'NO MAN WANTS AN UGLY CHICK' is absurd because a) most people are not sexy and b) men don't tend fall in love with sexy women anyway. If you refuse to look past what a person looks like and get to the person they are within, you will never find someone to be with because you'll be looking for your idea of perfection. I hate to burst your bubble, but your idea of perfection does nott exist in the real world. It exists in Hollywood and porn after various nose jobs and breast enhancements, and that is not my idea of perfection. It's not even my definition of sexy.

So, in response to your ridiculous statement, I have to say that if I was a boy, I would rather date a fat chick with tons of personality than a sexy one with none at all.


Also, you're allowed to use the word 'bitches'. It isn't taboo.

RANT OVER. :)

Now I'm off to eat a bagel. Night, B*tchES. ♥

January 27th

Woohoo! An earlier post :D

So, today, I made toad-in-the-hole with my mummy :') It was actually quite nice. Like toady cupcakes/fairy cakes/muffins. ^_^

Today? Best day of my two week timetable. All of my lessons until first break and then frees for the rest of the day. Nice ;)

Music - composing. Had Hannah listen to my piece and critique it, and vice versa. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be :)

English - zZzZzohSHITpresentationZzZzZz...

Biology - Lungs lungs lungs. I had a go on the spirometer to work out my lung capacity. Apparently it's normal.

Then frees, except they weren't really frees because I had a shitload of work to do for Mr Shields (which failed because I hadn't got my booklet) so I'm doing them now.

Hooray for all nighters! -_-

So anyway, I heard this joke, like, a week ago, and I think I mentioned it on my blog last Friday when I went out for a meal with Thomas...?

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

...

Hujinikabolakoff.

...

Say it out loud.

...

...

Funny, no? *overdramatic laugh*

Sweet dreams. I woke up this morning and spent three minutes listening to my alarm tone because I didn't think it sounded like my normal alarm tone, decided I was dreaming and thought it would go away soon enough.

♥

January 26th - Part Two of Two

So. Yes. King's Speech was amazing.

Perhaps it didn't deserve TWELVE Oscar nominations though?!

Just my opinion. Although Colin Firth was b-b-bloody excellent.

Oh no, he doesn't stammer when he swears. Fuck fuck fuck and...tits.

Just a little quote for people who still want to see it :)

Ahaaa, my tin whistle came today. SO EXCITED. It's green and I have a tune book to go with it too. Still haven't decided whether I'll keep it up. I bought a fairly cheapy one so if all else fails I can give it to the charity shop ^_^

So, yeah. Bit tired. Go and see The King's Speech. I was sat there for the whole film trying to work out who the guy who played Lionel Logue was, and then I realised it was the guy who plays Captain Barbossa in Pirates of the Caribbean.










I know which one I prefer.

N'night :) ♥

January 26th - Again With The Part One of Two

Very late, very late, sorry for no post yesterday, King's Speech, have to leave, like, now, late late late late late post later telling you all about my lovely day and how much I love you all xxxx ♥

January 24th

Ok. First of all. WHAT THE HELL SILENT WITNESS?!

I sat there in COMPLETE SHOCK.

And Harry had the audacity to ask me if I was going to watch Glee. *indignant snort*

Oh my WORD. God save us all. ------------->

So, today? Gonna tootle off to bed ASPA...SAAP...ASAP so just a quick...

Missed my train

Theory lesson

Psychology - more obedience and Nazis

English - B-e-l-i-e-f. Like Beef, but with an LI.

Biology - osmosis. Same bloody practical we did for GCSE coursework, except today we used discs instead of lengths of potato. OMFG EXCITING. -_-

Music - composing. Er...

Worked at school until six

Zee and her hairclip

Got home

Had tacos ^_^

Had the BEST conversation with my estranged best friend ♥

Watched Silent Witness

Wrote this

Sexy?

We love you Harry Cunningham :'( ♥

I have something to rant about. Something I saw on Facebook. But I'm going to keep you waiting until tomorrow. Because I'm mean like that.

Love! ♥